But now where will I watch drunk businessmen wearing cowboy hats hit on college age girls?

Dang.

Since when does the planning department actually take into account crime statistics? That's great news if they do. It must mean the City of Calgary has some of the best inter-departmental communications of any major corporation in the country.

Stop laughing. They might! What'd you know anyway?

Either way this news means something for Calgary. Are we about to get really tough on crime? Is our boozy Stampede identity about to get a little less surly? Time will tell how this turns out.